jueves, 21 de enero de 2010

Out Of Here serie - 1 - Dictionary to live happy




Translated by Elías Cafiero
New colaborator of this blog



Ultimate guide to kick the "uncomfortables" off yourself.

Dear friends, I'd like to share my expiriences with you, I wanna save you from bad moments.
This is not an attack against the female-sex, if I say "she", is because It's happened with shes, oK?
It is also applicable to men.

Situation 1:
She enters the first time to your house, the first thing she says:
It's so hot in here! Don't you have a fan or could you turn the air conditioning machine on?
Urgent: Kick her out!

She's the typical heavy woman that's never happy, she'll find a problem in everything, she's going to annoy your life.
That's the uncomfortable people, since she's not comfortable with herself she will annoy you. Keep that in your mind, it's law number one. Kick her out your house.

I know, there is an important erotic stream between you and her, you can't resist yourself: stupid, resist yourself, it's gonna cost you endless annoyances.
If you cannot escape from her you may tell her: let's make love (good, of course, don't make bad love) once and never again, and you finish and out. Fast.

Out of here!

Learn how to live happy with my practical dictionary.






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Mis blogs son una casa abierta a todas las culturas, religiones y países. Se un seguidor si quieres, con esta acción usted está construyendo una nueva cultura de la tolerancia, la mente y el corazón abiertos para la paz, el amor y el respeto humano. Gracias:)



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